Tale's from a Reluctant Soccer mom

theinvisiblemonsters:

memewhore:

randomlovesawkward:

My boyfriend Will, a mothafucking Keyblade, and french fries. Bring it.

Tech support person from Time Warner Cable, Donkey Kong barrel, chicken breast.  I’m pretty fucked.

lorena, sims (which i will interpret as a bunch of fake dummies that confuse the zombies), and fish and chips.

oh yeah. fucking bring it. those are the only things i like, anyway.

and with all that fish and oils my hair will look AMAZING

My neighbor Andrea, a lvl 72 shot gun (on WoW) with a freaking lvl 73 battle ax with fire bonus, and a tuna fish sandwich with kettle cooked chips. 

I am guessing as girly as my neighbor is she could last a long time after the zombies come. She is LDS after all. lol.

(Source: victran)